When do franks tell insults? At a wienie roast!
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns!
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up!
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A hot, diggety dog.
Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs? He can't find the zipper
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter? Ketch-up! Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog? Because she wanted a chili dog.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
What do you call a dog with a fever? A hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
When does a hot dog have a close shave? At the barber-cue!
Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup? Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”