What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? Hot, diggety dog.