What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit? A hot dog.