Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.