A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
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