What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
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