I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
‪My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
‪He says it’s his passion‬.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.