Apparently there's a fruit that is naturally radioactive.
I think that's bananas!
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What do you get when you photocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What’s a calendars favorite fruit?
Dates.
Did you know dried fruits favorite news segments is...
Current events.
Why are oranges the smartest fruit?
Because they are made to concentrate.
What do you get when you hghyphotocopy fruit?
Paper jam.
What do citrus fruits use to get dates?
Pickup limes.
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
Ba Na Na Naaa...Ba Na Na Naaa...
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
My friend exports the lilikoi fruit...
He says it’s his passion.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Strawberries are the most bullied of the fruits.
They're always getting picked on.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I saw a fruit running from the police recently
It was a water felon.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
A farmer complained that he didn't have enough fruit to make a living.
I told him he needs to grow a pear.
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said I was jammed.
My bag of fruit snacks had all grapes
Today’s gonna be a grape day!
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
What is the suckiest fruit?
A strawberry.
My wife just started an all-fruit diet.
There was enough food to make a mango crazy.
A storefront that boasts a fruit pun, just peachy.
Why will the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
Why would the fruits beat the vegetables?
They have a better punch.
I got fruit preserves on my finger.
Doctor said it was jammed.
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