what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I hear Jake finally broke up with his crazy grocer girlfriend; never could tell water problem was.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
What does a lemon pie and my wife have in common?
They both have meringue on them.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder nut milk.
Why can't the bankrupt Hindu complain? He's got no beef.
What do you call bananas who are friends with monkeys? A bunch of idiots.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
What did the nut say when it caught on fire? Roast-nuts, almond fire!
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
Sherlock Holmes enters a room carrying a box of lemons
"Where'd you get those?" asks Watson.
"A lemon tree, my dear Watson. A lemon tree."
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
What do you call one green onion that doesn't listen to anyone and is very naughty? It is called a rapscallion!
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
My doctor tells me I've got a bacon addiction.
Thankfully he thinks I can be cured.
What is the national fruit of Afghanistan?
Talibanana.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do you call an apple that's been around the world? Johnny Appleseed.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Do you know what is the most favourite fruit in the United States? – Mmm peach!
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur? Jurrasic Pork.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
Join us for a slice of fun.
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
Wondering about a peach's favorite sci-fi novel? It's 'When You Peach Me'.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
All the peanuts decided to start a social nutwork where they would all link up for a common good and even advocate for their rights.
If you’re looking for Valentine’s Day inspiration for a meat loving crush, try “Will you beef my Valentine?”
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
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