I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder nut milk.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What's the most musical cut of chicken? The drumstick!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why do Jack-o-lanterns have silly smiles on their faces? You'd have a silly smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
What's a vampire's most favorite fruit? It must be a neck-tarine peach.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
I love you a tot!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Two hot dogs were having a race. One overtook the other, who called out “I see you’ve mustard the strength to ketchup with me!”
My biology class was going on and on, and I was stuck in the middle of it. Well, you know, this is how it feels to be an on-i-on.
What do you call a depressed vegetable
Despairagus.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
I've started a Taco Bell themed John Coltrane cover band.x
We're called Crunchwrap Supremex
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
What do you call meat balls falling from the sky? A meat-ior shower.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Why are they called tacos?
They don’t say much.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
In my friend's house, I saw an onion ring. So, I picked it up and answered it.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
What do you call 2 fruits that can't get married?
Cantelopes.
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added fruit and orange juice, and now she sangria than ever!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What does a priest put on his salad?
Lettuce spray.
The old and wise onion had once told me that life is similar to onions. Whenever we peel off our protective layers, we end up crying.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
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