What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
What did the salt say when the phosphate asked to bond with it?
"NaCl ater."
What's so special about twitter alphabet soup? It only has 140 letters.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
Are you a big fan of beef? I am. In fact, I could eat it until the cows come home.
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells?
They’re too corny
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
Why did the pig go into the kitchen? He felt like bacon.
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? Edam and Eve.
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
What's the difference between a head of lettuce and a unicorn?
One is a funny beast, and the other is a bunny feast!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is the best type of nut for your home wall decor? A walnut.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!
What do you call a magician nut?
“An individual who is able to turn into a nut.”
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?
“Donut hole me back.”
Why do workers at the dairy factory always need a charger? Their milk is stuck at 1%.
What do you call it when someone hits avocados repeatedly with a hammer?
Gu-whack-a-mole-e.
I just caught a walking pear tree...
In my Pear Ent trap.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
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