What do you call it when 13 preschoolers have just had their juice?
A Daycare's Buzzin'.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
When we spill soup on the comic book, we will get soup-erman.
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
You’re wine in a million.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Where do cows go to celebrate New Years Eve? To a meat ball!
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
What do you call juice with no ice in it?
Ju.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What a spud muffin.
What do you call solid gold bananas? A bunch of money.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Join us for a slice of fun.
You should never give milk to someone who is open minded and hasn't yet had breakfast. They're lack-toast and tolerant.
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor.
I prefer them poached.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
What do you call a frozen frankfurter? A Chili dog.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Strawberries.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
I was walking down the street when I stood on a banana.
Luckily, I was wearing my Slipknot t-shirt.
The farmer went nuts because he was told it’s more profitable that way compared to other crops.
"Read between the wines."
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it; then it's squash!
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What’s Another Name For iPhone Chargers?
Apple Juice.
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What do the peanuts and walnuts have in common? They are both nuts.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.
Time to celery-brate.
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