What do you say if someone steps on a banana peel? Well I guess he didn't find that appealing!
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
Why do bananas wear suntan lotion? Because they peel!
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
just bought 5 slabs of San miguel, 10 sombreros and 25 tacos,
I'm Hispanic buying
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
What do you call juice with no ice in it?
Ju.
I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
Fruit puns intended
Does he avacado? Because If not you should let that mango.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
Dashchundae.
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom.
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Why was the burger sad? Because he had the blue cheese.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
Why couldn’t the peanut finish the project?
Work came to a grinding halt.
What do elephants drink on vacation?
Peanut coladas.
Why did the crazy man lose his job at the dairy factory? He was a danger to himself and udders.
Basketball players always drop cookies into their milk.
That way, it's a slam dunk.
What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? I'm Lac-ghost intolerant
What’s the best time to eat a peach while watching a NASCAR race? During the pit stop!
I can't drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
Why does a cow hate artificial milk? Because the substance is pow-dairy.
I saw an egg behaving oddly today.
It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
What did the burger meat say to the BBQ? “Is it meat you’re looking for?”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
What do you call half a head of lettuce?
The Romaine-der.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
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