What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What is the recipe for Honeymoon Salad? Lettuce alone without dressing.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don't have coffee.
"It's wine o'clock."
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Why did the Jack-O-Lantern go to the pumpkin patch?
Because he had holes in him.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
What is the name of the horse that a knight onion rides? They ride a scallion.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Why’d the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?
You wanna pizza me?
I met a chicken once; she was desperate to join a band. She even had her own drumsticks.
If you speak Hebrew and life gives you lemons...
You're an acidic Jew.
A boy lines up to get some apple juice and a girl lines up to get some orange juice
This would be funny but there’s no punchline.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
"Thanks a brunch for the meal!", said the punny man when he sat to eat.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice.
People were really sour about it.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did the FBI surround the president with cows? They were beefing up security!”
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
You and I make a deluxe combo.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
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