What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
I tried telling a joke while drinking my juice for breakfast, but nobody got my punch line.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Why does Satan not eat the bread part of the pizza?
Because he's the Anti-Crust!
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
I was hoping my friend would catch the lemon-lime soda i tossed her.
But unfortunately Sierra Mist
A never-ending natural supply of beer?
Hops springs eternal.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What’s a nut’s favorite scary movie?
The Creature from the Black Legume.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
What do you call a hot dog race? Wiener takes all.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.
What do you give a horse that has just won the Kentucky Derby? An Appletini.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents? A sweet potato.
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
The nut said it was very pine-ful when its’ shell cracked.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
"I'll be right back, I need to go for a pea," said the fruit during the interval.
What did the nut husband tell his wife? “Nut-ing lasts forever, except my love for you!”
"I hate tacos!"
Said no Juan ever.
Why don't potatoes go to parties?
They're scared of the Monster Mash.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
I like you a latke!
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