I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
I was caught smuggling a taco into the new star wars movie...
...they now call me Rogue Juan
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? You make a seizure salad!
I had a meal recently that was made with ketchup and mustard.
It was delicious! My condiments to the chef!
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
"It's wine o'clock."
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone.
When is the peanut butter due to arrive?
In a Jif.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Did you see the movie about the hot dog? It was an Oscar Wiener.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why was the salad late to the dinner party?
He was waiting for his wife to get dressing.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? The banana split!
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
What did the health-nut say to himself at the gym? “No pine, no gain”
Where do cows write down their most intimate thoughts? Inside of their dairy.
Be like a pineapple: wear a crown, stand tall, and be always sweet on the inside.
The forecast said that we’re in for a hot summer; better make sure I watermelon everyday or else the yard will dry up.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
Why did the farmer decide not to buy an extra phone? It was because he already had one for onion rings.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Q: Why were the two green pea plants so close?
A: They had deep roots.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
Granny.
The informant obtained their information by burying themselves in the ground, disguised with a crown and some rind. Police called him the pineapple plant.
An inspirational speaker came to speak at the fruit stand today. He told us to peach for the stars.
What do squirrels watch on TV?
Nut-flix.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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