What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
That cola syrup is made by squeezing a kola nut.
That was soda pressing.
What do you give to a sick lemon?
lemonaid.
A thesaurus' favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a synonym roll.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer.
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Join us for a slice of fun.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why could I not imagine to have milk in the afternoon? Because it was beyond my wildest creams.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
The walnut was not good at sports but did really well with his macadamia at school.
Why did the orange become juice?
It couldn't handle the pressure.
When can a pizza marry a hot dog? After a very frank relationship.
The pecan is ready to come out of its’ shell and see the world.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you get when you throw lettuce into the ocean?
I don't know lettuce sea.
What do you call a cow in a rooster costume? Roost beef.
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
What do you call a walnut in a narwal costume? A nar-walnut.
When everyone agreed with Hulk at breakfast that they love waffles more, he said, "Not all heroes wear crepes."
What's the difference between Hummus and Humus?
"mmmm"
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
My Dad told me why Busch is the only brand of beer he ever drinks.
"It's the only beer that says it's name when you open it."
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
What is the pineapple’s relationship status? Pineapply married.
What do you call seasoned and dried robot meat?
Beep chirpy
Whats the name of the movie about Bacon? Frankenswine, or you can go see Hamlet.
How do astronauts eat their ice cream? In floats!
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.
Where do they make all the decisions on a dairy farm? At the city cow-ncil.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Is tea with additional salt
Salt-tea?
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do dairy products say when they make a basketball shot? Colby!
Many people have puns, but they will nut tella you.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
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