Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call it when Satan steals your guacamole?
Playing Devil’s Avocado.
Why did the wine connoisseur insist on drinking from an old tire?
He heard it was a Goodyear!
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Q: What is a peach’s favorite book?
A: War and Peach
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
A thesaurus' favorite thing to eat for breakfast is a synonym roll.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? The banana split!
My mother says: “Leave that peach cobbler alone on the table!” However, I cannot help myself and sneak in to watch it making beautiful peach shoes.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
What did bacon say to tomato? Lettuce get together.
Bad vegetable puns are dreadful.
It’s a truly rotten experience.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Nearly got knocked off of my bike by a council salt lorry.
You idiot, I shouted. Through gritted teeth.
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
How did the roommate who stole the last avocado from the fruit bowl justify her thievery?
“I know it’s wrong, but it feels so ripe!”
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
Some peas rolled off my plate, and one went far further than the rest. He was the cham-pea-on.
I'd tell you about a girl that eats nothing but vegetables,
but I'm sure you've herbivore.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What a spud muffin.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
How do you milk sheep ?
Release another iPhone.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What's a pickle's life philosophy?
Never a dill moment.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I'd gourd it with my life.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What would you call someone who cheats others while selling milk? A skim artist.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call royal pineapple? Your pine-ness.
I just watched someone try to steal a pumpkin from a bull.
He got gourd.
Are you a vegan?
'Cause I yam.
"I'd like to make a toast!", said the bread to the bride on her wedding day.
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
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