Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Donut even think about taking another donut!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
Lots of peas work as spies. Espea-onage is very common.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What did the coffee lover name his son?
Joe, obviously.
I tried to milk my cow last night, but nothing I did seemed to work. It was an udder failure.
If you leave alphabet soup on the stove and leave, it could spell disaster.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
We are thinking of spending the night at the peach house, by the shore.
What do you call a bee that makes a milk?
Boo-bee
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What is the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
I ran out of toilet paper, so started wiping using lettuce leaves
But I'm scared this is the tip of the iceberg.
What should you do with an old inventory of fine French wine?
Liquidate it to the highest bidder.
What is Bruce Lee’s favourite fruit? Wataaaaar melooooon?
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
If you’re looking for potato puns, you can count on me to chip in.
What did the vegetable say at the party?
Lettuce turnip the beet!
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
Be careful! Theres a deadly fruit on the loose
He has 7 charges of armed Strawbbery.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
I saw a road sign the other day that said "Dip In Road"
I turned the corner and drove straight into a load of hummus
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer walnuts.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
My wife misplace the sugar with the salt in her sugar cookies.
It was sodium disgusting.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people's coffee.
What do you call a pine-nut in an apple costume? A pine-apple.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Thanks to you, I’m saddled with unnecessary peelings.
What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
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