The butcher’s life was at steak when the meat market caught fire.
What do you call it when a taco stands in your way ?
An obs-taco
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet...
But then my browser froze.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why don’t cows drink artificial milk? It’s too pow-dairy.
Why is a pineapple so attractive? Because it keeps its juices flowing.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
Have you heard about the pig who killed his own farmer? He did it to save his bacon.
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
My daughter picked up a piece of fruit and asked, "Is this a pear?"
"No," I replied, "there is only one."
What do you call a watermelon that spends all day at the beauty spa? Must be a hottermmelon.
My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her...
Can't believe that chick pea'd herself.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
Did I invite you to the Barbecue?
Then why are you all up in my grill?
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
What’s the only fruit that never gets lonely?
A pear.
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What did the paprika tell the salt around Christmas?
Seasonings greetings.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
Milk aliens have landed. They said 'take me to your litre'.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
My wife asked me why I bought a pear tree.
I told her "what, you told me to grow a pear."
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
I thought about making a new condiment that was a mixture of Ketchup and Mustard.
But then I decided the name KetchTard would be pretty MustUp.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
Port whine!
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
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