The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
How do you know your eating rabbit soup? When there's a hare in it.
You're about half as likely to die from a vegetable pun as you artichoke.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
This foundation is rock salad.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
When I proposed to my fiancee, she started crying. It must be because I proposed to her with an onion ring.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
Why does Mr. Potato Head have a mobile?
In case Mr. Onion rings.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
How did the fruit get to Hawaii? The pineapple express.
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
What would a pineapple say to a pineapple pie? You have some crust.
What's a cow's favorite moosical note? Beef-flat
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What's the difference between a bipolar person and a loft full of lemons?
One's a bit erratic and the other's a bitter attic.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
the difference between a pizza and my pizza jokes?
My pizza jokes can’t be topped!
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
What is a squirrel’s favorite drink? A Peanut-Kola-da.
A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
Why did the banana go to the hostpital? Because it wasnt peeling very well
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
I replaced the milk in the carton with lemon juice. Everyone was really sour about it.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing? Lettuce all smile.
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
a Ba-nana.
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
The peach couple from school is totally in love. They seem so perfect for peach other.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
My boss accused me of "acting the monkey" at work.
I almost choked on my banana.
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
It is really rare to find the most perfectly cooked steak.
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