When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
How do you sum up a cashew?
In a nutshell.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
"You are so bottlefull to me."
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
Do you know which the most favourite type of fruit of trees is? The pine – apple.
Why didn’t the mom peanut give her children a nutty chocolate bar? Because the sugar makes them bounce off the wal-nuts.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you throw me in the cold, cold water!
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why do communist hate bacon?
Because it’s from capitalist pigs.
Why is peanut butter a bad secret keeper? Because it tends to spread it and not keep it.
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?
Granny.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
What happened to the pineapple who was turned down for a date? Crushed pineapple.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
What did the vicar use for his vegetable patch?
Lettuce spray.
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
I tried to give the guy who came to clean our septic tank out a beer. He said, “I’m not the type of guy who drinks on the job.”
I said, “Yeah, you wouldn’t want you’re boss to catch you sh*t faced.”
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Did you hear what happened to the girl who twisted her ankle in the cow’s pen? She was milking her injury!
What do you call the greatest cheese to every live on the earth? Legen-dairy!
This kind of wine does not go right through you. Trust me, you will pee no noir.
No one laughed at my milk jokes. They said they were too cheesy.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
Why can't the bankrupt Hindu complain? He's got no beef.
Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
"Back that glass up."
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.
"You had me at merlot."
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