What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
All the contestants at the pig Olympics were very happy with their prizes. They each won pork medallions.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Why did the peanut take everything off its wall? It didn’t want any walnuts.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What’s Another Name For iPhone Chargers?
Apple Juice.
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
When you accidentally step on a cheerio, you become a cereal killer.
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Mr. and Mrs. Peanut finally got married and tied the nut.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What's green and swims in the sea?
Moby Pickle.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
I got some salt in my eye
Now it’s sea salt.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
"No wine left behind."
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What do you call a group of cows that are on top of a hill? High steaks.
There was an announcement on the news the other day, we've finally achieved world peas.
Q: What do vegetables wish for, more than anything else in the whole world?
A: Peas on earth!
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
Don't be too harsh on the bread. All it kneads is love.
I bought a really small cow last week. I really wanted to try condensed milk.
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