"Stop and smell the rosé."
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
What do you call a baby lion on lettuce?
Cub Salad.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I stopped eating pea soup. I gave it up for lentil.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
If you put your ear up to a Taco Shell
You can hear the Sí.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
My friends and I are in search of some fresh vegetables puns.
Please lettuce know if you find any.
What do you call a nut who works hard? One who burns the mid-nut oil.
Why can’t people without feet have dairy products? They lactose.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
Did you hear about the little people starting a beer making operation?
It's a micro brewery.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
I tried finding the dairy factory last night, but I had no luck. I must have lost my whey.
What do you call a house that likes food? a Condoment!
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
Don't use raw milk to make butter
It's not worth the whisk
Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco? He pulled a muscle
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak
Why did the peanut take everything off its wall? It didn’t want any walnuts.
Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !
What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Why did the banana go out with a prune?
Because he couldn't find a date.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
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