What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Where's the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
When you cross an orange and a bunny, you will end up with a pip squeak.
What do you call a pickle lullaby?
A cucumber slumber number.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call it when vegetables have siblings?
Pumpkin.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
How is bacon like southern Europe?
It's got a lot of Greece in it.
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
How do little avocados get what they want?
They spread it on thick.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the wagon!
What’s the best part of a cow? The topside, of course.
Meat cutters are really no good at stand up comedy; they tend to butcher all the best jokes.
When would an apple be not an apple? When it is a pineapple!
You might be startled to see a hamburger working out in your local gym. Don’t worry, they’re just there because they want better buns.
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
What's worst than a monkey eating bananas? A monkey going bananas.
What do leprechauns love to barbecue? Short ribs!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
How do you know your eating rabbit soup? When there's a hare in it.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
Where do vegetables keep their money?
In the credit onion.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
What do a pregnancy test and hummus have in common?
They both require a chickpea.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone? Scoop Dogg.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
What is a vegetable's favourite part of the song?
When the beet drops!
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
What's green and wears a cape?
Super Pickle.
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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