How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
I love you from my head tomato
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
Why didn't the butcher cross the road? He didn't want to brisket!
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
What are a submissive's favorite vegetables?
Collared greens.
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
What is the greeting that Korean onions tell each other when they meet in the streets? They say 'Onion-Haseyo'.
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
What happened to the lost beef shipment? Nobody's herd.
What is the hippest kind of fruit? A bae-nae-nae.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you call an onion that keeps on jumping up and down? You call it a spring onion!
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
What do dogs love to eat for breakfast?
woofles
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do we call a plumb pineapple? It is called a pineapple chunk!
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
The problem with collecting wine is that you always end up getting screwed.
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
This foundation is rock salad.
Why are hot dogs angry? Because they are always getting roasted.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What's green and sour and swims in an aquarium?
A tro-pickle fish.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
Why didn't the kids eat their soup? Because they're stew peed.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
Someone who eats bananas must like them a whole bunch.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
My wife asked if I'd be available to drain some vegetables next week.
I said I'd check my colander.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
How do hot dogs greet each other? They say “give me some skin!”
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