What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Due to unusually successful harvests of chickpeas this year, the price of hummus is going to fall dramatically.
Buy the dip.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call a beautiful pumpkin?
Gourdgeous.
What do you call a pig that practices karate? A pork chop!”
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Hot dog, I love a good meat pun.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins
It’s the weight and C approach I guess.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
A pine and an apple talk to a pineapple “Poor you, my friend! You are certainly adopted, dude.”
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What nut is always begging for attention?
Pssst-tachios.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do donuts think about donut puns? They donut like them!
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
I've got a really good vegetable pun.
I’d tell you but I’m worried you’d think it’s too corny.
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
What do you get when you put the number 3.14 in the middle of the onions? You get o-pi-nions!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
"Cashew."
You are the best, I feel so peachy when I am with you!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why isn’t the tomato a vegetable?
It couldn’t catch up.
How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?
You take away their little brooms
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
I was very surprised to hear those insane rapping skills from my green onions. It had lived up to its name of rapscallion.
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
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