Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Why did the principal bring Clam Chowder to school? For the Soup-erintendent.
What has 100 teeth and eats wieners? A zipper!
Accidentally I spilt some tomato ketchup in my eye.
In Heinze sight, it was my mistake.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
What do you call a Boston creme donut that’s a straight-A student?
The creme of the crop.
I was walking past the store today when I saw a sign saying, "All items one-third off."
So I bought a dozen eggs. Unfortunately four of them were rotten.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
I'm going to start a hummus brand that comes in really difficult to open containers.
It's gonna be called 'hummus posta eat this'.
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why do comedians often start their act with peanut butter jokes? They love to warm up the crown by spreading the laughter.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
Man wins award after he died eating appetizers at a Mediterranean restaurant
It was a Post-Hummus award.
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Knock knock!
Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut Who? Doughnut forget to close the door!
Potato puns are a-peeling.
"Time to wine down."
What does a posh salad shout before it's eaten?
KELP!
What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.
Digital burgers are nothing but processed meat.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Things don’t always pine out the way we want them to, but we can-nut give up!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Let's pumpkin spice things up a bit
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?
Avocabros.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
Cows love music. In fact, they even have a favourite note: beef flat.
My friend Jack claims that he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What do you call a fruit that is rough around the edges? A bad apple.
My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
My porking brake was on.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
It’s time to think outside the pizza box.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog? You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.
Did you hear the one about the apathetic vegetable?
It didn't carrot all.
The farmer went nuts because he was told it’s more profitable that way compared to other crops.
Don't drink too much coffee after breakfast. You might face a latte problems.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
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