There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.