Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum.
You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don't have coffee.
She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
The man next to her on the train spilled coffee all over her shirt. She responded by showing him dis-stain.
What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff.
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
What do chocolate, men, and coffee have in common?
They’re only good if they’re rich!
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
De-calf-inated!
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
She drank so much coffee at work, she considered it part of her daily grind.
What’s the difference between a Starbucks latte and a whore?
Nothing, they both suck and empty your wallet!
What did the horny woman say about her coffee?
That coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot and wet this morning.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce.
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
What did the coffee lover name his son?
Joe, obviously.