The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
How is coffee better than a woman?
It goes down way easier.
What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never.
You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don't have coffee.
Italians are so good at making coffee because they naturally like to espresso themselves.
A man went to his psychiatrist and complained that every time he drink coffee, he would get a stabbing pain in his right eye.
The psychiatrist said, “Well, have you tried taking the spoon out?”
What’s the opposite of coffee?
Sneezy.
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?
I asked for coffee.
How do you make Pig Jerky?
Give them some coffee.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
De-calf-inated!
What did the caffeine addict name his cats?
Cream and Sugar.
Why are men like coffee? The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
Everyone makes fun of him for using old coffee, but he insists it has the greatest sedimental value.
What’s fat, hairy and drinks a lot of coffee?
Java the Hut!
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
How does the serial killer like his coffee?
How he likes his women—all ground up.
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
Don't talk to him before he's had his espresso or he'll lose his tamper.
The worst type of criminal is he who mugs other people's coffee.
Why should you avoid discussing coffee around sensitive people?
It can lead to a really heated, strong debate.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
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