Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
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