Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.