Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.