What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!