What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.