Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.