What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.