The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
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