What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!