What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
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