What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
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