What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
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