I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
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