What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
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