How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
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