What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
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