How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
What is a chocolate covered car called?
A Ferrari Rocher
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
What is the difference between a cow that produces normal milk and a cow that produces chocolate milk?
A mootation
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk? The worlds best Sundae!
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
Why did Oreo go to the dentist? …
Because he lost his filling!
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is a French cat's favorite dessert? Chocolate mousse!
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
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