Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
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