What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms