I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.