Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
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