Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
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