Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
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