Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
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