What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
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