Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
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