What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
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