Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
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