Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
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