Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
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