There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
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