Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
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