There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
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