Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
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