What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
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