Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
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