What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.