What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
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