What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
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