How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
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