What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.