What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.