Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
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