What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Go to BabaMail
