What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
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