What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
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