What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
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