Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
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