How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
You knead me in your loaf.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.