What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
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