Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.