Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
You knead me in your loaf.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
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