My car smelled like bacon when I got home.
My porking brake was on.
If you can't get Swine Flu from eating bacon what can you get? A1: Obesity A2: Heart Disease A3: Hardening of the Arteries.
Why did the pig kill the farmer? To save his own bacon.
What are pig criminals known for? Pigpockets.
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? Bacon and Legs.