What do chemists make guacamole out of?
Avogadros.
What do you get when you cross an avocado with a two way radio?
A Guackie-talkie
Can I have some of your avocado?
GUAC NO! I give zero guacs! You need to guac off!
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
Can I have your last avocado?
Avocadon’t you dare.
What did the guy at the party say when he realized there was nothing left to dip his tortilla chip in?
“I’ve hit guac bottom.”
What does a duck that’s made of avocado say?
Guac.