What did the tortilla chip say to the guacamole?
“You are all I avo wanted.”
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado?
“Well, this is guacward.”
What did the waitress say to the customer who wanted free guacamole?
“You can kiss my Hass.“
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym?
Hard core.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
Are avocados good for your heart?
Yes, they make for great avo-cardio.
How many atoms are in guacamole?
Avocados number.