What do magician avocados say?
Avocadabra!
What do you call young avocados?
Avokiddos.
What can you make with 6.02 x 10^23 avocados?
Guaca-mole.
What did the Mexican heavy metal guitarist say to his bandmates?
“Rock out with your guac out.”
How does a robot eat it’s guacamole?
Microchips.
How did the avocado feel after a day at the gym? Hard core.
What do you call an avocado after a priest blesses it?
Holy guacamole.
How do you say “four avocados” in Spanish?
Um, avo-cuatro?