The chocolate couple decided to rent a two bedroom sweet for their summer honeymoon.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What does it do before it rains candy? It sprinkles! What do you call dancing chocolate bar? Nestle Crunk bar.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What type of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane Chocolate!
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate? Decad-ant.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
The reason he went smiling all the way to the jail is because the judge sentenced him to a life behind chocolate bars.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What do you call Chewbacca when you have chocolate stuck in your hair?
chocolate chip wookiee.
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What was Valentine’s favorite dessert for the French cat?
Chocolate mousse
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
I can’t remember who it’s by, but you could have “It Started With A Hershey’s Kiss”.
How do you know it’s cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get
chocolate ice cream.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
Why did they put Viagra in chocolate bars? You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
I love the smell of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies They smell just like burned toast
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
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